chris tarrant

[Major Ingram]

picking up from the kevin greening thread i'd like to nominate the most useless, annoying, smug bastard on television and that's chris 'cunt' tarrant.

i'd pay a fucking million to see him taken down a few pegs. a complete and utter twat, hughie greene of the tiswas generation.

[Guest]

hes not so bad. does his job with a smile and bags a few million more than his contestants. oh and tarrants tv was the dogs bollocks - he brought us endurance - that tv show with japanese people headbutting bricks. he played with royal tits also.

[Junior Aspirin]

he also seams a laugh, u see him on the johnathan ross show?

[gingerbeer]

errr...no he's a jeremy beadle level cockhead!

i'd also nominate dale 'mincepie' winton. not for being an uphill gardener but for being a total twat, reminds me of a fat garden slug on a night out.

[norris]

according to popbitch today, he allegedly got chucked out of Birmingham University for killing the college swan and cooking it. and he couldn't fit it into the oven. Who wants to be a millionaire?

[sun reader]

eh? and i thought it was those foreign assylum seekers that are invading england in their hoards from eastern europe who were eating the queens beasts.

it said so in the sun last week!

i propose kilroy who is another smug and looks like the bastard father of tony blair

[bored_hack]

you reckon he ever got it on with sally james?

[wombatboy]

alll i know is that its true about the goose......i used to live in High Hall (shit) at the uni and he was at my hall before and everyone knew about the Tarrant vs Swan incedent.

i bet thats not the only bird he gives a good roasting.....they must all drop their knickers to try get on who wants to be a millionaire...i'd like that gig!!!
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[wombatboy]

i mean tarrant vs the goose incedent.....it was a goose
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