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from ammocity.com technology
according the new scientist magazine, the worlds oldest penis was discovered in scotland. belonging to a 400 million year old daddy long legs and, at a length of two thirds of its body, it’s a whopper too! in these days of dna manipulation one can imagine that human cloning companies such as clonaid might be anxious to locate the daddy long dong gene but so far nobody has shown an interest in genetically reviving the old todger. what a life would await him though if they did – a box at the celtic games, vip treatment at clubs, places to go, people to meet, kiss and tell stories from jordan, etc. no wonder these things learned to move fast. however, an amazing discovery as this is, one cannot fail to wonder is exactly what kind of people are out there looking for something like this anyway. presumably people desperately in need of a date. it must surely have made for some interesting dinner table chat around the campfire with people vying not to be the one credited in the annals of scientific history for this discovery. the bones of a tyrannosaurus rex, sure, but not a bug’s knob.
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