erotic review
by ammo city on jul 17, 2003, 19:05
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the ass collector
director: rocco siffredi
(rocco siffredi productions)
produced and directed by italian porn megastar and van damme look-a-like rocco siffredi. this is a 'remake' of the bone collector but with a different sort of bone. for your money you get two dvds: one with the movie, another cd with 'the making of...' and goodies and a bonus cd with the soundtrack - free porno music!
basically there's a psycho played by a limey in women's undergarments and his adversary, the tough, well-hung cop played by rocco - the man. naturally, as with all good crime thrillers the tough cop is thrown off the case and has to resort to unorthodox methods...
a few years back people laughed when rocco was cast in a bonafide movie - so rocco's gone for self. this is the next level for porn, this is actually a damn fine movie in its own right with even the budget to hire a chopper, the type that flies. a twisted psychological thriller but with everything you could want from men and women having sex, in large numbers. bravo signori siffredi!
starring: rocco siffredi, melinda casta, chris knight, tiffany, alissa, mia stone, mandy bright, petra short, sheila scott, laura and manuel ferrara. buy this dvd
yankee jon *****
perfect
director: michael ninn
(private)
"the year 2034 - the earth, a dark, polluted and overpopulated planet, a one party, totalitarian state. jon rice (nick manning) is called in by the police to seek out and destroy the meccas - highly intelligent androids with an insatiable urge for sex..."
private, the production company behind this, make high class schizzle. however even by my smooth tastes this is a little washed-out. they've really gone all out for the script and fancy lighting schtick at the expense of more honest dirty action.
i guess this is more for the female mind. very smoothed out. still they don't leave all the old porno touches behind - chinese girl enters, cue 'oriental music'. straight up, the production is just a bit too much on that sunset beach tip. this is more for mrs john, something before those long evening waitressing shifts.
starring: jodi moore, kristal summers, monica mayhem, dru berrymore, brooke hunter, flick hunter, flick shagwell, wendy divine, sabrine mavi, mikita denise, fujiko kano, shay kano, shay sights, mia smiles, layla-jade, tina tyler, kelly fire, julia ann and kiwi. buy this dvd
yankee jon ***
flesh hunter 4
director: jules jordan
(jules jordan productions)
this film is made up of 5 different scenes which have nothing in common with each other, except the film maker and camera man. there is no story line, plot or acting of any kind through out the movie. the first scene was the best out of all as this had some build up to it, watching natasha arrive for the shoot following her through a train station as she walks to the car.
all of the other scenes are of the same format. girl turns up at the house and is filmed by jules jordan and then sucks his cock and he then fucks her. he is joined by another guy and the both fuck the girl. you see some anal and the men pull out and come on the face of the girl.
the filming of the movies is filmed in the first person view point not looking on, as though you are a participant. i watched this with my wife and neither of us found the movie scenes erotic at all. we particularly did not like the fact that all participants spat on the genitalia of one another instead of using some lubricant. you would think that a well made and high quality movie company could cough up $3 for a tube of lube.
the filming was of very good quality and very clear and sharp but what dialog there was, was almost inaudible. also it should have had some music to break up the monotony of film. if I had paid for this movie I would be very disappointed with it and I would send it back for a refund.
starring: krystal steal, cris taliana, natasha, amee donovan, sabrine maui appearing with jules jordan, steve holmes, brian pumper, travis knight and john strong. buy this dvd
d.k. **
buttman's intimate exposure
director: john stagliano
(buttman)
buttman is the gonzo king of porn, wandering around the world's city's propositioning random birds. this time he's in budapest, hungary and all the girls, be they walking about town, working out in the gym or sweetly sitting on a swing; just happen to be porn stars. he's a lucky chap!
for those who remember cheech and chong's uncle pervy character it's clear where john stagliano got his inspiration for buttman from. he's a bit too panty behind the camera (in both senses of the word), with the whole thing shot from the voyeur's perspective - which i suppose is what porn is about. "buttman goes to the next level of physical and emotional intimacy!" and you thought it was called buttman for another reason, c'mon!
starring: julia taylor, lola, laura black and krisztina. buy this dvd
yankee jon ***
hot bods and tail pipe 24 - anal special
director: stoney curtis
(celestial productions)
this dvd is a ‘ronseal’ film, following a similar format to the previous titles in this series. it does exactly what it says on the tin with its '8 cock hungry anal-loving whores'. there is no plot and almost no build up to the action.
it runs for about two hours but is broken into four scenes of approximately 30 minutes each. in the first scene mina and faith get straight into a girl on girl session whilst a guy watches. after a while the guy asks to join in and is immediately given an impressive blow-job by both girls. the guy then fucks both girls in a variety of positions on the bonnet of a fantastic yellow corvette.
as the title suggests there is an emphasis on the anal action and the final minutes of the sex is entirely devoted to both girls getting a severe anal fucking. the scene ends with both girls receiving a facial. the second scene has gauge and taylor repeating the format of the first scene with a different guy in a different setting. again the two girls get the ball rolling with some great lesbian sex before the guy can join in. he gets his cock sucked vigorously before fucking both girls in every position. after some heavy anal action the scene ends with both girls receiving a facial. suprise.
stoney curtis obviously felt he had a winning format and scenes three and four are identical except that it's chloe and julianna who get a pounding from sledgehammer in scene three, while ashley and melanie get thoroughly fucked in scene four. my wife likened this film to a cheap airline by stating, “that it will take you where you want to go, but don’t expect any frills or good food". the girls are attractive without being stunning and the sex is raw and hard without being imaginative. you won't be disappointed if you buy this film, but you won't see anything new.
starring: mina, faith grant, chloe dior, julianna, melanie jagger and taylor lynn. buy this dvd
j.f. ***
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